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JORDAN WOOD

AUTHOR OF LIGHT, COZY MYSTERIES

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Grammy B. Cozy Mystery Series

A Dastardly Dognapping

BOOK ONE

What does the world's worst neighbour, the world's best baker and a man in the world's tightest pants have in common?

They're all suspects.

Gloria's St. Bernard/poodle cross, Gunther, has gone missing! The apartment door was locked, her precious plate collection was untouched, there were no witnesses...

...and the police refuse to do anything about it.

Now, it's up to Helen and Rita to investigate the seedy underbelly of their hometown where possible dognapping cartels and non-organic toilet bowl cleaners lie in wait for any unsuspecting dog.

As their search continues, it becomes apparent that there is more to this random dognapping than meets the eye. The true target of this crime may actually be Gloria.

Will Rita and Helen be able to find the dognapper before something more horrific happens?

A Dastardly Dognapping is the first book in the hysterical cozy mystery series, The Grammy B. Cozy Mysteries.

If you enjoy light-hearted, humorous mysteries with razor-sharp, elderly sleuths that have a proclivity towards hilarious antics and situations, you'll love Jordan Wood's riotous cozy mystery novel.

Buy A Dastardly Dognapping today!

A Crime of Fashion

book twO

Two granny sleuths with a major sweet tooth for baked goods, one dead fashionista, what’s the worst that could happen? Helen Boyko and Rita Hawthorne are back at it in the next comedy mystery, A Designer Death; book two in the fun and hilarious cozy mystery series, The Grammy B. Cozy Mysteries.​It was just another day until Rita spies a dead body through her telescope. Everyone claims that famous fashion designer, Angela McEwan, was just a tragic suicide. However, there are a few things that just aren’t adding up for Helen with this fashion designer’s alleged suicide. Going on a hunch, Helen enlists the help of her best friend, Rita, to investigate the death in more detail. What ensues is pure hilarity.​From holding up a secretary at finger point to learning how to break and enter, Rita and Helen bumble their way through the case. On the way, they recruit Helen’s granddaughter, Bree, into the mix as well as the reluctant police officer, Zach Micheluk.

Seventy is the new fifty in this wild ride of a read! Pick up your copy of the next instalment of the fun and humorous, Grammy B. Cozy Mystery Series!

A Cruise Ship Corpse

book three


What’s worse than a murder on a cruise? A murder on a cruise ship with Helen and Rita on board.

Grab your life preserver because Helen and Rita are back in another feel-good mystery of the fun and hilarious Grammy B. Cozy Mystery Series.

When Helen and Rita set sail on a relaxing senior’s cruise to Alaska, their biggest plan includes fixing up Helen’s unsuspecting granddaughter with a sprightly octogenarian. What they find instead is a dead body, a family full of suspects and a place on the FBI’s watch list! Throw in an impromptu plan to make a little extra spending cash by brewing hooch in their cabin’s tub, as well as a budding romance between Helen and a debonair gentleman, and you’ve got one of the wildest cruises imaginable.

If you enjoy books that make you feel good with elderly protagonists that have quirky characters, along with a large dose of humor, pick up A Cruise Ship Corpse today!

Cozy Mystery Standalone Short Stories

Housewives & Homicide

a cozy mystery short story

An overloaded mommy, an out-of-touch dad and a vindictive Queen Bee of the PTA. What do all these people have in common? One is missing and the other two might have done it. Who knew the schoolyard could be so dangerous?

Kate Anderson is a loving mother of three, a devoted wife and a good friend who does it all. On the outside, she looks like she’s gliding through her perfect life; but inside, it’s a very different story. No one has a clue about what is brewing underneath that coiffed exterior. Especially after she becomes the victim of a ‘Mommies R Us’ smear campaign.

Now, it’s up to a burned-out police officer to piece the last few days together to figure out what exactly happened to Kate Anderson. Detective Manns knows that, although Kate Anderson’s life looked picture perfect from the outside, looks can be deceiving. After all, playdates, PTA meetings and Facebook can take a toll on a mom. The question is, how big of a toll did it take on Kate Anderson?

Housewives & Homicide is a fast paced, laugh-out-loud, cozy mystery that pokes fun at modern parenting. If you’re tired of being told the “correct” way to parent and enjoy characters that get into hilarious and awkward situations, you’ll love Housewives & Homicide.

100 Ways to Leave Your Lover

a cozy mystery short story

Mark is a typical suburban man. He has a successful business career, a beautiful home on the right street, two kids in university and a loving and devoted wife. However, things aren't as wonderful as they seem. Underneath this perfect veneer lies a deep, dark secret. Mark is planning to kill his wife. There's just one little snag to his plan…​This is a cozy mystery short story.

Tea for Two

a cozy mystery short story


Bess and Mabel’s hometown is crawling with secrets…and these ladies hold the keys to them all. Gathering every week over tea to share their commodity of secrets with each other, nobody is safe from their venomous, wagging tongues. Not even little Bobby Black. To say that they’ve made their share of enemies is an understatement. So, it’s no surprise when, at one of their infamous afternoon teas, Mabel drops dead in front of Bess. Now it’s up to Bess to discover the murderer’s identity…before she becomes the next victim.​This is a complete short story, with a twist.

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